ARIES (March 21-April 19) In spite of your usual initiative, by afternoon you will find time to relax with friends. This will backfire. While you are busy seeking connections, you can’t always anticipate what others want. Someone in your circle is tired of you. This is a good day not to answer your phone.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Grounded as you have always been, it will come as a shock to discover that a co-worker has no idea who you really are. Do not attempt to explain. Better to slip behind the scenes than be center stage when a work-related project fails.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21) Your objectivity usually knows no bounds. Today will be different. What once shone as equanimity will now be shown as ignorance. It turns out you never knew what you were talking about. A quiet tongue makes no mistakes.
CANCER (June 22-July 22) Sensitivity is your watchword. You are in touch with yourself and others. Everything will sour this afternoon. You must learn to mellow your harsh. It’s never a good idea to use your loved ones’ weaknesses against them.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Although you are adored for your zest for life, the morning will be difficult. By late afternoon you should recover your faculties. Maybe a little too much zest the night before?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today you throw caution to the wind. Too bad it’s a hurricane out there. Where usually so pragmatic, by afternoon you’ll be whistling past the graveyard of your best laid plans. Nobody will hear you in the howling blow.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) While normally team-oriented, today your team will trade you for someone you consider bush-league. Best to hit the shower gracefully. Tip your cap and accept it.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Your cosmic gift is a tremendous psychic potential. Tonight you will ask yourself: Why didn’t you see this coming?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It is your natural inclination to lead, but sometimes the captain steers his ship onto the shoals. Taking a chance is always part of taking control. You know this. By noon your once proud vessel will be reduced to no better than a lifeboat.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You appreciate structure, but only to a certain point. Your sensual side threatens to bring everything down about your ears. You can prevent this by listening to a loved one. Sometimes no really does mean no.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your detachment is legendary. Have your retinas examined immediately.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Resourcefulness fills your world view, as does imagination. Like the song famously says, “Imagine no possessions.” Then you really will need to be resourceful